2008 DNC Convention

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Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008:_*

* 7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning
* 7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
* 7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
* 7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
* 8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
* 8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging
* 8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
* 8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon
* 9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender"-- French President Jacques Chirac
* 9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
* 9:20 P.M. Collection to "Benefit Osama Bin Laden" kidney transplant fund
* 9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan: "To Free Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay", Sean Penn
* 9:40 P.M. "Why I hate the Military", a short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
* 9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
* 9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented "Truth in Broadcasting Award", presented by Michael Moore
* 9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
* 10:00 P.M. How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers, Howard Dean
* 10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by MahmudAhmadinejad
* 11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
* 11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
* 11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are War Criminals", John Kerry
* 11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton
* 12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
* 12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home